J♥'s Series

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

hiddlestalker:

*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

Please reblog for Malala!

ihaveabigcockpit:

i’ve gone too deep

ihaveabigcockpit:

i’ve gone too deep

english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

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wat

moonrisezeeba:

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

dollybopp

tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be

Bastille | Things We Lost In The Fire

ezrafitzgerld:

@keeoone: supporting a great cause (x)

jackhoward:

I claim this street!

jackhoward:

I claim this street!